Business

LETTING agents charge a lot because it takes years of training to master printing out a contract, it has been claimed.

A MANAGER who kept talking about company loyalty has left without hesitation for more cash.

THE lack of any ‘Brexit effect’ in employment, the stock market and the wider UK economy proves that Brexit is yet to take place, say experts.

A NEW type of yoghurt is being marketed on its lack of creaminess.

SAINSBURY’S has confirmed it had no idea that changing its meal deal ever-so-slightly would create a shitload of free publicity on social media.

THE seasonal aisle in a supermarket is reflecting on the passing of summer into autumn and the inexorable march of time.

THE EU has ruled that Apple is not a kindly old crofter living in an isolated cottage in County Mayo, as it had claimed for tax purposes. 

A MAN has returned to the office furious at how much work was left undone by his lazy bastard self from a fortnight ago.

MOTHERS do not mind earning a third less because having children is so wonderful, a report has found.

A CHAIN of pubs called The Brexiteer has opened for people who are jubilant about leaving the EU.