Arts & Entertainment

A FRIEND has insisted for the 16th time that you simply must watch Donnie Darko or some other 'classic'. Here are ways to excuse yourself for another few years.

FEW things were more thrilling as a child than seeing the TV being wheeled into your classroom. However, the fun ended in disillusionment, in these stages.

BANDS love to make jokey songs that no one will take seriously, right? However these tracks made the fatal mistake of being beloved by the masses.

EVEN the greatest musicians produce works which are a bit crap. But if you’re a twat this is simply an opportunity to prove your superior, individualistic musical taste. Try claiming these are the artist’s best.

A WOMAN has condemned pornography whilst simultaneously poring over a book where the heroine is constantly being railed by an undead creature.  

IN the days before internet porn, pop music was one of the few ways to get horny. Here are six come-to-bed tunes which have miserably failed the test of time.

ICONIC bands could make millions by reforming for one night only. Yet these five refuse to, just to piss you off.

MEN are more discerning filmgoers than women, demanding only the most thought-provoking explosions and car chases. Here are the definitely-not-predictable ways Hollywood thinks it can grab you.

A MAN is mourning the late Sinead O’Connor by remembering all the times he agreed with her and was proven right over the years.