Arts & Entertainment

THE first track from the Rolling Stones’ new album is competent, tuneful rock, but what about the rest of it? Here are some options for rating it when it's finally released in full.

A COUPLE spending their holiday at Disneyland despite not having any children have been officially verified as deranged.

A MAN has been tricked into watching a historical drama that is not even one of the good ones with heaving bosoms and period-accurate lesbian threesomes.

GUINNESS World Record holders are not glamorous heroes but generally weird freaks who live with their parents, it has emerged.

IT has dawned on a 34-year-old man that he is by far the most ancient and desperate person in a heaving night club.

TV execs think viewers want to immerse themselves in the lives of boring celebs, people with any sort of job, and outright weirdos. Here are some you could definitely live without.

EVER loved a song until you heard it being murdered by 10,000 pissed-up football fans? They’ve probably ruined these others for you too.

EVER feel like you should grow out of shit chart music and try to get into jazz? These albums will put you off very quickly.

THOUGHT you’d check out an exciting new comedian or play at Edinburgh, only to discover you’re the only person there? Here’s how to cope with the embarrassment.

FROM camping outside for eight hours, to blocking your view in increasingly inventive ways, here’s how youngsters are ruining concerts.