Politics

Truss pledges to look competent in comparison

NEW prime minister Liz Truss has promised Britain to look competent by comparison to her predecessor.

It has come to this

IT has come to this, the UK realises, as Liz Truss is named prime minister.

How to become prime minister when nobody wants you to be, by Liz Truss

WANT to be prime minister? But MPs don’t rate you, party members would rather have Boris, and the electorate despise you? Don’t let that stand in your way.

The Boris Johnson Years: how much can you bear to remember?

BORIS Johnson’s rollercoaster reign has been one of lies, of deceptions, of massive misjudgements and screeching U-turns. How much can you remember about it?

Boris Johnson's moronic f**k ups, ranked!

FROM mishandling Covid to hiring Chris Pincher, these are the catastrophic errors made by Boris Johnson during his time in power, ranked.

About time we had a sexual misconduct scandal, Tories agree

SENIOR Tories have welcomed accusations of sexual misconduct against a cabinet minister and aide on the grounds that it’s been months.

What I did in my summer holidays, by Boris Johnson

IT'S a hard job being Prime Minister. You have to take on multiple roles and be all things to all men, including hospital employee, policeman, hard hat construction worker and fighter pilot.

How Britain's coming recession will work: A simple guide for Liz Truss

BRITONS who do not understand simple economics, like Liz Truss, seem confused as to how the coming recession will begin. Here is a step-by-step guide:

Russian leader who wasn't a total bastard dies

A LEADER of Russia who was not an absolute bastard to either his own people or neighbouring countries has passed away.

Johnson planning one last farewell scandal

BORIS Johnson is planning one last epic scandal to shock and disgust the nation before leaving Number 10, it has emerged.