Politics

LABOUR supporters have confirmed that yesterday’s YouGov poll showing Starmer’s party 33 points ahead is the most erotic thing ever and they are spent.  

ARE you studying for a GCSE in Trussonomics? Here’s a handy revision guide complete with a range of exam questions to practise on.

LIZ Truss’s interviews this morning have reassured Britain that the worst possible outcome has indeed come to pass and their prime minister is insane.

Dear 1922 Committee, I know! I wasn’t thinking I’d be back in touch with you so soon either. Sadly, it’s not good news.

THE International Monetary Fund are nothing but a bunch of hardcore anti-freedom Marxist-Leninists, Kwasi Kwarteng has stated.

IT looks like Labour are a shoo-in for the next election, doesn’t it? Well, here’s how we will massively f**k it up.

AN impatient Liz Truss has, for the fourth morning running, woken before dawn and rushed down to see if record growth has arrived yet.

THE pound is only worth less if you have the misfortune to be born a foreigner, the chancellor has assured Britain.

A MAN who paid seventeen f**king grand in stamp duty last year is never voting Tory again, he has confirmed.

THE UK’s rich have welcomed a budget that puts them and their needs first for a f**king change.