Politics

RISHI Sunak says the reason he used a private jet for a 36-minute flight to Leeds is because someone has made the UK’s railways absolutely terrible.

ANY workers withdrawing labour when it is irreplaceable and urgently needed will be fired en masse, the great thinkers in government have decided.

THE prime minister has outlined his vision of a country where every man, woman and child is a maths-loving spod.

THE prime minister has announced he will be taking the whole of 2023 off to prevent suffering from burnout.

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YESTERDAY I accused striking NHS staff of consciously choosing to inflict harm on patients. I’m here to tell you why it was definitely a foolproof way of getting people to vote Tory again.

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A BREXIT voter cannot see how striking workers are allowed to vote for action which deliberately and wilfully makes his life worse.

A MAN who manages liquid assets for a large conglomerate is harbouring a secret crush on RMT secretary Mick Lynch.

A WISTFUL Conservative party has decided to indulge in one last miners’ strike for old times’ sake.