Politics

PRESIDENT Putin has asserted that he, and his poor beleaguered invading army, remain very much the victims in Ukraine.

NOW is not the time for party politics. Which is why we are only passing legislation close to the Queen’s heart, such as drilling for shale oil and unlimited bankers’ bonuses.

LIZ Truss has reassured the nation that she is certainly not using the blank cheque of a scrutiny-free opening period as prime minister to do anything bad.

A FINANCIALLY secure Guardian reader has admitted hoping Liz Truss would not do anything about energy bills so as to hasten the revolution.

DO you keep encountering people on radio phone-ins or in real life who ignored the obvious risks of Brexit? Here are six dense f**kers to make you despair for humanity.

THE prime minister has brightly asked her new cabinet if any of them have any ideas on how to fix anything.

LIZ Truss' multi-ethnic and representative cabinet will surely be a force for good because it is diverse, left-wingers have agreed.

A Red Wall Tory who was excited about Boris Johnson has a good feeling about Liz Truss, she has confirmed.

LIZ Truss has confirmed that she hopes to develop a facial expression which is not deeply unnerving by Christmas.

THE UK’s lies-per-minute record has been absolutely shattered by this morning’s farewell speech by Boris Johnson.