Politics

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THERE is apparently a ‘House of Lords’ which should be abolished immediately, a Brexiter has discovered. 

THERESA May is stunned that Amber Rudd's resignation caused everyone to forget the Windrush deportations were entirely her idea, she had admitted.

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COMEDIAN Roy Chubby Brown is the new home secretary, Theresa May has confirmed.

THE Queen has been told that if she is to meet Donald Trump, the very least she can do is mess up his hair.  

A MAN claims he is ready to make any sacrifice for Brexit despite being extremely picky about everything.  

IT IS now a strong possibility that rapper and colossal twat Kanye West will become president of the US, experts believe.  

EVERYONE in Britain is being deported to the Caribbean because they cannot produce an insane amount of paperwork proving beyond doubt they live here.

JEREMY Corbyn is meeting Jewish groups to ask them to stop being bad people and provoking his supporters.