Politics

THE best way to stamp out sexual harassment in parliament is to pay MPs more if they promise not to do it, it has been claimed.

TORIES are throwing everything behind an attempt to enter the record books as the most f**ked-up British government of all time. 

UNIVERSITIES have confirmed they teach that Brexit is incredibly brilliant but not quite up there with communism. 

UNIVERSAL Credit is to be reformed but out of self-interest not human decency, Tories have revealed.

TORY MP Jacob Rees-Mogg believes that despite the prime minister’s attempts to appease Germany, Britain is once again on the verge of World War Two.

A SELFISH bastard is putting Britain’s excellent Brexit plan at risk by thinking about the consequences.

THERESA May has confirmed the Cabinet agrees she is the best person to be prime minister and that everyone should let that sink in for a minute.  

BRITAIN has given its backing to a radical new plan of replacing Theresa May with nobody at all and leaving the post permanently vacant.

THERESA May has vowed to humiliate and destroy everyone who felt sympathy for her yesterday.

FORMER prime minister David Cameron has given in and conceded that his successor Theresa May is the worst prime minister of the 21st century.