Politics

THE EU has responded to Britain’s increased exit payment offer by asking for the 132nd time what exactly is the deal with Northern Ireland. 

THE UK is wondering just how one would forcibly remove an unpopular leader with no democratic mandate hell-bent on ruining the country.

A BREXITER does not want to discuss the fact that he voted for twats like Boris and Gove.

NEW streaming series The British Cabinet is picking up millions of fans who enjoy television that is not afraid to kill characters off.

THE prime minister has fired secretary of state Priti Patel while telling her she wishes with all her heart it was the other way around. 

It is to be remembered that all these incidents took place in a very different time, in the very different culture of October 2017.

A PACK of slavering, rabid dogs has advised the Conservative party to bury their differences and work together.

THE leaked Tory ‘sleaze spreadsheet’ is political dynamite that will bring down the government, according to a man who has not heard of any of them.

THE prime minister faces the enviable job of choosing a new rising star to be defence minister from the Tories’ stellar array of talent.

SIR Michael Fallon has confirmed that his sexual transgressions make him unfit to be defence minister but, luckily, still fine to be a Tory MP.