Politics

NORMAL people are trying to comprehend a days-long event where the best bit is Theresa May saying things.

GRASSROOTS Tories have told squabbling Cabinet ministers to focus on important issues like hanging and gayness.

CONSERVATIVES are wearing Corbyn-themed merchandise to disguise their identities on the streets of Manchester during the party conference.

THERESA May could well be out of a job soon, Boris Johnson has announced.

A TEENAGER back from the Labour conference has begun implementing Jeremy Corbyn’s vision of a new society at his parents’ house.

JEREMY Corbyn has told the Labour party conference he is such a mainstream, safe political choice that he is basically Adele.

LABOUR MPs are reluctant to tell 'ready to govern' Jeremy Corbyn that it is five years until the next election.

BRIGHTON residents are horrified at the extreme right-wing views of Jeremy Corbyn's Labour party, it has emerged.

LABOUR should not assume they are great just because voters really loathe Theresa May, experts have warned.

THE prime minister has offered to abide by the laws of reality for a further two years while details of the wonderful fantasyland awaiting Britain are negotiated.