Politics

THERESA May will today give a keynote speech outlining what she would do about something if she was the prime minister of Britain.

BORIS Johnson will use his Brexit speech today to introduce Little Boris, a puppet on his right hand that foolishly supports Remain. 

A REGIONAL breakdown of Brexit’s impact has shown that Brexit only really happens to you if you voted for it. 

JACOB Rees-Mogg has admitted to being alarmed and quite turned on by the thought of EU punishment.

THE EU has confirmed that it would be delighted to deal with the Brexit 'Dream Team' of Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and Jacob Rees-Mogg.

BREXIT voters have asked what a 'customs union' is after discovering the term this morning.

THE prime minister has demanded everyone in Britain look at her as she picks a fight with the EU that she will certainly lose.

THE prime minister has confirmed that she is not a quitter but someone who continues in a job far beyond her competency causing immense damage.

A PRO-BREXIT MP has exploded mid-speech in the House of Commons.

A BREXIT supporter sick of government negativity is writing his own Brexit impact report, based on his love of Britain.