Politics

A MAN is pretty confident that pornstar Cambridge Analytica has been paid off by Trump and Stormy Daniels has shut down, or possibly vice versa.  

THE deepening Brexit crisis has made Britons wonder what has become of the pink-faced Etonian who caused it in the first place.  

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THERE is apparently a ‘House of Lords’ which should be abolished immediately, a Brexiter has discovered. 

THERESA May is stunned that Amber Rudd's resignation caused everyone to forget the Windrush deportations were entirely her idea, she had admitted.

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COMEDIAN Roy Chubby Brown is the new home secretary, Theresa May has confirmed.

THE Queen has been told that if she is to meet Donald Trump, the very least she can do is mess up his hair.  

A MAN claims he is ready to make any sacrifice for Brexit despite being extremely picky about everything.  

IT IS now a strong possibility that rapper and colossal twat Kanye West will become president of the US, experts believe.