Politics

A UNIVERSITY fresher is ready for Jeremy Corbyn to unleash his secret Brexit masterplan, it has emerged.

DOMINIC Raab has confirmed that he is stockpiling food and nobody else is having any of it. 

ANOTHER vote on leaving the EU should include questions designed to weed out total idiots, it has been claimed.

NIGEL Farage has been sitting on the edge of his bed in the dark crying and holding a signed photo of President Trump, according to friends.

DANNY Dyer has been appointed Minister for Not Getting Mugged Right off like a Right Little Mug, it has been confirmed.

BORIS Johnson and David Davis have confirmed that they quit the cabinet to go backpacking around South East Asia together.

IT'S great to see so many of our leading Brexiteers prepared to learn from the vermin community.

BREXIT Minister David Davis has resigned to work on some exciting solo material inspired by leaving the EU.

TODAY’S Brexit summit will contain fewer intelligent arguments than Love Island, experts believe.

THE Brexit fixation with taking control of our fish supplies is great news for people who cannot get enough fish, Michael Gove has explained.