Society

SURGEONS are working to free Take That toady Gary Barlow after he became wedged inside the Queen.

AN unemployed man is scamming the taxpayer out of £67.50 a week, it has emerged.

ALMOST two-thirds of British people have appeared on Channel 4's Come Dine With Me, it has emerged.

THE current glut of 'morale-boosting' posters and tat is having the opposite-to-intended effect, it has emerged.

A 22-YEAR-OLD London man with an unauthorised tattoo of the Olympic rings has received a gruesome public punishment.

WOMEN enjoy the best sex surveys of their lives in their 20s, according to new research.

A SEMI-MYTHICAL group of troglodyte ravers has been discovered by workmen at Manchester's legendary Hacienda.

TIBET'S spiritual leader has delivered an extraordinary rant about the things that do his head in.

THE second-hand value of a beginner-level ukulele has plummeted to £1.12 after thousands simultaneously lost interest in the stringed instrument.

THE wait at Heathrow's border control is now so long that many become full UK citizens while queueing.