Society

ATHEISTS are still not that keen on socialising with people who were in the Scouts, it has emerged.

THINGS with no value have been fractionally reduced in price, making them exciting.

MOUSTACHE owners are once again 'fair game', according to thugs.

ENGLISH is evolving in the wrong direction thanks to text messaging and social media.

IN a landmark legal ruling, Jesus will receive 2.4% of total UK present sales revenue.

IMMIGRATION has fallen after people finally bothered to find out what Britain is actually like.

THE thing where everyone gets their news has promised to find out what a 'Leveson' is.

ALMOST every Union Jack flag in the UK is currently flying upside down, it has emerged.

THE Daily Mail today pledged it would die before surrendering the right to publish photos of Seraphina Affleck.