Society

BRITAIN has warned Rupert Murdoch not to put a baby story on the front page of a Sunday tabloid ever again.

THE traditional British V-sign is being undermined by the transatlantic 'middle finger' type of hand abuse, it has been claimed.

SCIENTISTS hoping to give dolphins the same rights as humans have been told to button it by the creatures themselves.

BRITAIN'S impending drought could force Mancunians to remove their anoraks for the first time since 1990.

CHRISTIANS worldwide are remembering the martyrdom of Saint Pancake of Antioch.

PHILIP Clarke, who has poor eyesight, has issued a heartfelt thanks to big-hearted volunteers who help him live his life.

AN epidemic of anti-anxiety drug usage has been blamed on increasingly protracted 'shout outs' by callers to BBC Radio 2.

CHERYL Cole's feud with former protegé Cher Lloyd has been exposed as a trans-dimensional conflict for the future of the Earth itself.

TRAFFIC wardens in England and Wales are to be given new powers to kick motorists in the groin.

DAVID Cameron is to launch a series of initiatives that will make being paralytic much safer and more convenient.