Society

A SENIOR Labour MP has blamed last year's riots on parents failing to introduce their children to violence as quickly as possible.

THE radical philosopher who believes the world is in the grip of combined insanity and mania is to speak at Oxford University.

THE radical philosopher who believes the world is in the grip of combined insanity and mania is to speak at Oxford University.

MEGAUPLOAD users may have to spend several days stealing Family Guy episodes all over again.

ED Miliband cost Britain the best part of a billion pounds yesterday.

THE number of young people going to university could soon be the same as the number of young people who should be going to university, it has been confirmed.

DAVID Cameron is acting as if he is the dictator of the People's Republic of Gaydonia, the Archbishop of York has claimed.

A SECRET government list of those not quite important enough to be offered an honour they would then not accept has been published.

SEVENTIES comic Bernard Manning is being woken from cryogenic sleep after Ricky Gervais completed preparations for his return, it has emerged.

EVERYONE must place themselves at the centre of the universe immediately, it has been confirmed.