Society

CHARITABLE donations are one of the best ways rich people can help rich people to help themselves, according to new research.

AN uprising by the 'living dead' would succeed because everyone is already so bored of that kind of thing, it has been claimed.

CAPTAIN George Osborne has ordered the closure of Rick's Tax Avoidance Cafe Americain.

PROFESSOR Richard Dawkins has crucified a plastic dinosaur in a bishop's garden during a seven-hour rampage.

EVEN Britons without lawns have begun using hosepipes as the determination to disregard a ban has kicked in.

THE true story of Easter closely mirrors that of the Alien films, it has emerged.

AS the Easter break looms, thousands are preparing for pleasure trips that will not quite be worth the monumental amount of bother involved.

FORGETFUL former BSkyB chairman James Murdoch has claimed he had no idea he had resigned.

A GOVERNMENT that can barely send an email has unveiled somewhat ambitious plans to rule the web with an iron fist.

A WHOLLY unremarkable, paunchy slob from Birmingham perfectly represents the man of today, it has been claimed.