Society

ALL newspaper and website editors will take any excuse to run a picture of naked people, according to a new sex survey.

FACEBOOK is better than sex if you have never had sex or have been doing it very badly.

NEW guidelines have been issued to help sexually inappropriate relatives remain within the law this Christmas.

MEN have begun half-heartedly looking through Amazon in a bid to buy something appropriate for a female.

EVERY London night bus will undertake a final 'puke parade' before being replaced by the 24-hour tube.

POLICE forces across the UK are targeting shopkeepers who illegally separate fizzy drink cans from larger groupings.

A WORD for a photograph of yourself by yourself is the ‘Word of the Year’ for a society that no longer cares about words.

SEX with people older than 61 is to be made illegal in the UK.

ADULT skateboarders have been urged to stop pretending a plank on wheels can get them from A to B.

31-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has discovered he enjoys women's buttocks from a feminist perspective.