Society

FAVOURING your left hand does not mean you are some sort of creative genius.

ASPIRATIONAL 40p-rate taxpayers can come to Pippa Middleton's wedding, George Osborne has announced.

THE government is being urged to quicken the pace at which it pisses away the HS2 budget.

27-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has no possessions except a few clothes and a state-of-the-art Apple laptop, it has emerged.

BRITAIN is finally safe from the perils of Tony Benn, the Sun has declared.

EVERY residential property and office in London is to become a work-residential timeshare.

HIGH earners are more likely to be good at shouting, it has emerged.

ANYONE who runs a large business or organisation is obviously incredible, experts have confirmed.

THE 'furry' subculture, whose members dress as animals to have sex, have demanded a celebrity advocate for their lifestyle.

MINIMUM wage earners have blasted their pay rise of 19p an hour as inadequate recompense for losing their multi-million pound bonuses.