Society

BRITAIN’S school pupils are allowing Chinese children to beat them in every academic subject in order to ensure a harmonious future workplace.

ANYONE who has appeared in the media is now a national treasure, it has been confirmed.

TOM Daley’s sexuality is not a particularly big deal for society or diving, Clare Balding’s gran has confirmed.

LEADING thinkers have questioned Playboy's status as the world's most culturally relevant pornographic magazine.

ANYONE struggling to buy a house has been advised to give the whole nightmare as wide a berth as possible.

GRADUATES with loan debts must hand over their Betty Blue posters, it has been announced.

'BLACK Friday' shoppers have been told it is fine to kill or maim anyone getting in their way.

THE debate over social mobility was reignited last night thanks to an opinion from an economy-sized boy.

HETEROSEXUAL men are to address the gender imbalance in appetite for casual sex by just doing it with each other.

ADULT men have been sleeping outdoors because they want an electronic toy.