Society

FUN for adults is a myth, it has emerged.

BRITONS are increasingly getting sexual gratification from complaining about train travel.

THE headteacher of a free school has denied it over-emphasises superpowers.

BRITONS must today face either the deadly weather or poisonous spiders.

EACH household in Britain will be given a thing to be absolutely terrified about.

BRITAIN'S retired people are producing overwhelming amounts of poor quality artwork, experts have warned.

THE majority of people just repeat popular words and phrases without knowing what they mean.

FACEBOOK has cleared users to post videos of decapitations alongside witty or inspirational quotes.

LONDON homes are being bought up by galactic emperors after becoming unaffordable to humans.

BEHAVING as if you are going to die tomorrow will lead to humiliating and possibly deadly situations, experts have warned.