Society

Official guidelines for safely handling encounters with white BMWs, Mercedes and Audis have been published by the Department of Transport.

IT is not possible to be cool and a parent, experts have warned.

THE Lloyds horse has stepped down after losing confidence in the bank.

A PROVINCIAL businessman acting school is grooming the next generation of training video and local cinema advert stars.  

THE government is being encouraged to use speed cameras as a revenue stream, because that would be better than paying tax.

BRITAIN'S gyms have again become places of calm and spirituality, undisturbed by the general public.

ELECTRICAL goods specialist Maplin is a front for cottaging, it has emerged.

AVOID ever going outside, experts have warned.

A MAN who had a near-death experience has returned with a refreshingly detailed account of the afterlife.

PROVINCIAL cities have hailed the capital’s boom in knobhead jobs as the best thing that's ever happened to them.