Science & Technology
Driverless cars to have mouth-like bonnets lined with fangs
NEW driverless cars will have fang-lined bonnets which open and close like massive mouths.
Oldest sexy calendar gives insight into ancient garage workers
EXPERTS are analysing a 10,000 year old calendar to uncover the erotic preferences of ancient mechanics.
Children with three parents allowed to adapt Larkin poem
CHILDREN born using three-person IVF will be allowed to quote an adapted version of Philip Larkin's This Be the Verse.
Pope buys electric oboe
POPE Francis is to relaunch Christianity using state-of-the-art video software and an electronic wind instrument.
Flash Gordon to investigate unusual weather
AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.
