Science & Technology

Galaxy S4 includes wolf-attack mode

THE latest smartphone can do things that you never even dreamed were necessary.

NASA secretly discovered sexy Martian women

NASA scientists found a tribe of sexy women living on Mars but decided to keep it to themselves, it has emerged.

You are not a PhD astrophysicist

JUST watching a lot of BBC4 does not make you a qualified astrophysicist, it has been claimed.

Using Google Glass with PS4 to get boring fast

COMBINING the cutting-edge technology of the Google Glass headset with a state-of-the-art games console will actually become quite boring after about two weeks.

Abs 'indicate that you are a moron'

TONED abdominal muscles let morons recognise each other, it has emerged.

Human brain basically a VHS recorder

THE most extensive scan of the human brain yet has revealed it is essentially a storage unit for highlights from The A Team.

New owl created for menopausal craft enthusiasts

A NEW species of owl has been created for people who sell things on craft websites.