Science & Technology

A CHUPA Chups lolly has defeated all attempts to remove its plastic wrapping.

A NEW sixteen-thousand character acronym encapsulates all conceivable reactions to anything seen on the internet.

MEN can now suffer from a range of exciting new hair loss patterns.

A NEW app will help people find a taxi driver who keeps his mouth shut for the entire journey.

A COMPUTER programme has mimicked a human conversation by ignoring what the other person said and spouting hackneyed, tabloid nonsense.

THOUSANDS of randy, stupid computer owners are at risk from a virus attached to obviously fraudulent emails.

THE new self-driving cars pioneered by Google just go straight to Wikipedia, according to testers.

BRITISH students have asked for their exams to be moved to when it is dark and pissing down.

A COMPUTER that talks in an effeminate male voice is the biggest fear of the over-70s.

MOST people would have sex with basic robots that don't even have faces.