Science & Technology

PEOPLE are today trying to comprehend the ‘reversible’ version of an object known to most as ‘thing’.

A GROUND-breaking study into male and female brain function will make arguments even easier to start.

ALL buildings should look at least vaguely like a vagina, it has been agreed.

CATS purr because being stroked makes them really horny, it has emerged.

DADS have hailed a new waterproof clothing material that is utterly unsexy.

MOST scientific discoveries are fabricated in order to get money and fame, a scientist has revealed.

SCIENCE is officially over after reaching its ultimate goal of hangover-free alcohol.

MALE researchers into the problem of 'splashback' have advised urinating in the sink.

TABLET computers have attacked their makers' obsession with slender bodies.

THE government is calling for a consensus on pretending a new high speed rail link will not be a gigantic waste of money.