Science & Technology

DADS have hailed a new waterproof clothing material that is utterly unsexy.

MOST scientific discoveries are fabricated in order to get money and fame, a scientist has revealed.

SCIENCE is officially over after reaching its ultimate goal of hangover-free alcohol.

MALE researchers into the problem of 'splashback' have advised urinating in the sink.

TABLET computers have attacked their makers' obsession with slender bodies.

THE government is calling for a consensus on pretending a new high speed rail link will not be a gigantic waste of money.

A NEW internet browser automatically prevents users doing stupid things due to alcohol.

BRITAIN'S middle-aged people simply cannot get enough of leather smartphone cases.

DAVID Cameron is to reduce energy prices by giving every household a lump of radioactive material.

BUDGET supermarket Lidl has unveiled a tablet computer costing under thirteen pounds.