Science & Technology
DADS have hailed a new waterproof clothing material that is utterly unsexy.
MOST scientific discoveries are fabricated in order to get money and fame, a scientist has revealed.
SCIENCE is officially over after reaching its ultimate goal of hangover-free alcohol.
MALE researchers into the problem of 'splashback' have advised urinating in the sink.
TABLET computers have attacked their makers' obsession with slender bodies.
THE government is calling for a consensus on pretending a new high speed rail link will not be a gigantic waste of money.
A NEW internet browser automatically prevents users doing stupid things due to alcohol.
BRITAIN'S middle-aged people simply cannot get enough of leather smartphone cases.
DAVID Cameron is to reduce energy prices by giving every household a lump of radioactive material.
BUDGET supermarket Lidl has unveiled a tablet computer costing under thirteen pounds.