Science & Technology

NASA scientists have concocted a story about 'Mark the microbe' to make Mars sound interesting.

COMIC Relief will soon have the ability to launch strategic comedians.

PEOPLE are today trying to comprehend the ‘reversible’ version of an object known to most as ‘thing’.

A GROUND-breaking study into male and female brain function will make arguments even easier to start.

ALL buildings should look at least vaguely like a vagina, it has been agreed.

CATS purr because being stroked makes them really horny, it has emerged.

DADS have hailed a new waterproof clothing material that is utterly unsexy.

MOST scientific discoveries are fabricated in order to get money and fame, a scientist has revealed.

SCIENCE is officially over after reaching its ultimate goal of hangover-free alcohol.

MALE researchers into the problem of 'splashback' have advised urinating in the sink.