Science & Technology

'Should I stay with my current partner?' and other decisions to outsource to an AI chatbot

GOT a critical life choice to make? Why not allow a frequently hallucinating AI chatbot to make the right call? Here’s what ChatGPT and others should be advising you on.

How fat is she and how much does he earn? Honest dating app launched

A NEW dating app focuses on the only two questions users actually care about: ‘How fat is she?’ and ‘How much does he earn?’ 

Sexy Nazis, and other fictional moon hazards that make Artemis seem a bit lame

THE Artemis mission is underway, but space travel has been ruined by sci-fi. Try not to yawn as the astronauts send back incredible images of our moon, and not these things:

Seething gammons, and others whose screen time should be limited to an hour a day

GOVERNMENT guidance has called for screen time to be limited for children under five. But frankly these other groups could do with some restrictions too.

One minute's silent masturbation: How to mark the passing of the owner of OnlyFans

LEONID Radvinsky, the owner of OnlyFans, has passed on aged just 43. These are the ways users and content creators are remembering the billionaire who did so much for filth.

Six scientific reasons you're far more attractive than you look in photos

CELEBRITIES at an Oscars party have complained about the excessively bright lighting making them look bad. Quite right - photos always present a falsely unattractive image of you. Here’s why.

Why under-16s must not face a social media ban. By a teenager who is a living advert for it

IT would just be like so wrong to deprive teenagers like me of my socials because I have grew up with it and there is all what you learn from it, right?