Science & Technology

YOUR online Reply Guy, faithfully leaving a comment under every Instagram post, is always there for you. But what do his messages really mean?

THE re-election of Trump is definitely the internet’s fault in a way that has yet to be specified, everyone has agreed.

A WARM, loving message from a father is clearly a scam designed to trick his son out of money.

THE business-focused social media network LinkedIn has just begun an exciting new role rigging presidential elections in the United States. Click here to add your congratulations!

THE price of a good, solid shot of healthy human semen has risen by a full ten pounds to a princely £45 a time.

GOOGLE is wondering if you meant a different search term which requires less effort and more showing of sponsored posts, it has confirmed.

BANNING mobile phones in schools makes sense because why should they have fun? But in these sacred spaces devices should always be allowed.

A BILLIONAIRE has finally achieved his dream of looking down on the entire world’s population while shaking his head condescendingly.