Science & Technology
Xenomorph Queen joins crew of all-female space launch
THE matriarch of a xenomorph hive is to join Katy Perry on today’s all-female space launch, it has been confirmed.
British bellend desperate to get Cybertruck
A UK-based bellend is frustrated he cannot advertise his credentials as his area’s leading arsehole by driving a Tesla Cybertruck.
Yeah well you can't ban our phones anyway, say teenagers about to find out
TEENAGERS have asserted there is no way anyone could ban their phones or social media because they have no idea.
Actually using it: Extremely good reasons to drop all this AI bollocks immediately
THE government believes AI will save Britain, but before hopping on this particular bandwagon, maybe it should consider these glaring issues?
Random Capitalisation and "unnecessary quotes": how to tweet like Trump
TRUMP’S threats towards Canada and the world are hard to take in without being distracted by his bizarre writing style. Want to emulate it? Here’s how.
