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A 28-YEAR-OLD has been crowned the UK's most confident woman after asking a Boots sales assistant which aisle the lubricant is in.

A WOMAN has thanked her hairdresser, paid, tipped, walked away with a cheerful wave and the moment she was out of sight burst into tears.

A GAY man attending a friend’s hen party has had more than enough of this now, it has been confirmed. 

A MAN has started a podcast to focus on his passion for wasting other people's time.

A MAN is sure his kids will enjoy the half-million photos he took of their childhood despite it taking years to view them all.

A WOMAN is celebrating having a crap without her two young children insisting on keeping her company throughout the entire process.

LOOKING for a new place? Can’t afford blissful isolation? Then you’ll be recoiling in horror at what other people call home.

ARE you prepared to spend time and money doing stupid bullsh*t so strangers will click Like and Follow?

A MARRIED couple in their thirties have written their dog’s name in childlike writing in a friend’s birthday card and drawn a paw print next to it.

A MAN from London fainted after discovering how much northerners pay in rent each month.