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A DERANGED psychopath is still wearing a different outfit every day for the benefit of literally nobody.

BEEN at a party and grabbed the hips of the last person in line to join the joyous conga kicking its way past recently? Of course not. And all these things are also gone.

IS self-isolation getting you down? Get away from it all with these weekend break destinations you can enjoy at home.

THE last month has been a bonfire of high-minded intentions in the face of reality. So what have you given up on?

DOES every trip to the supermarket to buy essentials fill you with terror? Here’s how to pretend you have nerves of steel.

A WOMAN is desperately searching the house to find her husband’s acoustic guitar and destroy it before he remembers it exists.

THE owners of dogs are now more excited than their pets about the prospect of walkies.

SINCE coronavirus has put an end to the joy of touching your face 23 times an hour, here are six other things to do with your hands.

BRITONS who have fled to their second homes have confessed they had no idea that the locals they saw there were actual existing people.

A WOMAN who believes in living life to the fullest will this week infect her 71-year-old grandmother with the coronavirus.