Lifestyle

A WOMAN who has packed 37 different choices of top for an overnight stay in a hotel has added one more, just in case.

IT’S easy to think you just had an enjoyable conversation when in fact you were just smugly reeling off your achievements. Find out if you’re an unbearable show-off.

A WOMAN has found that carrying some stones in her handbag has somehow not made her richer or happier.

A MAN has refused to compromise his masculinity by driving his wife’s Fiat 500, he has confirmed.

A FULLY-GROWN man still loves big trucks and is having a difficult time hiding it.

A SURVEY has revealed the worst places to live in England, with London excluded from the results because otherwise it would be nothing but.

BRITAIN’S middle class families are telling everyone about their smug and aspirational New Year’s resolutions.

A 29-YEAR-OLD woman who loathes children insists she is not going to have any purely to protect the environment.

A BOURGEOIS family is desperate for it to start snowing so they can show off their vintage wooden sleigh.

A SEEMINGLY normal couple have confirmed they are actually going to midnight mass.