Lifestyle

A MAN has started a podcast to focus on his passion for wasting other people's time.

A MAN is sure his kids will enjoy the half-million photos he took of their childhood despite it taking years to view them all.

A WOMAN is celebrating having a crap without her two young children insisting on keeping her company throughout the entire process.

LOOKING for a new place? Can’t afford blissful isolation? Then you’ll be recoiling in horror at what other people call home.

ARE you prepared to spend time and money doing stupid bullsh*t so strangers will click Like and Follow?

A MARRIED couple in their thirties have written their dog’s name in childlike writing in a friend’s birthday card and drawn a paw print next to it.

A MAN from London fainted after discovering how much northerners pay in rent each month.

YOU’RE skint again and the only people you can turn to are your parents. What will Mum and Dad want in return for all that cash, and would it be better to just live in a skip instead?

A MAN who made a string of rash New Year’s resolutions has happily sunk back into his comfort zone.

A WOMAN who has recently got a dramatic new haircut was disappointed to find she is still the same dreary, uninspiring person.