Lifestyle

EQUALITY has come such a long way that women barely need to worry their pretty little heads about it anymore. They can even say and do these things that men aren’t allowed to.

HAVE you suffered all your life from being a bit of a nerd? Here are the childhood influences that condemned you to a life of dorkiness.

IS your home full of possessions that might be off-putting to a potential partner? Here are some items you should definitely hide before they come over.

HAS some knobhead just dropped ‘Occam’s razor’ into conversation and then given you a supercilious glance? Here’s what they meant.

YOU have accommodated for my every possible need, yet still I whine. Why? The answer is not so simple, human one.

THINK you’re a sophisticated adult? Then how come you still haven’t left behind these things that are clearly meant for young people, you massive overgrown child?

WERE you ever close to being a trendy and popular person or have you always been an awkward loser? Deep down you already know the answer, but double-check with our quiz.

A COUPLE who have not seen their friends for months cannot wait for them to leave so they can stop sitting in the f**king garden.

HAVE you reached the age of realising how stupid you were when young? These decisions, made then, have come back to bite you.

AN angler's quiet day fishing and getting pissed amidst the wonders of nature was completely ruined by catching a huge, smelly, slimy fish.