Lifestyle

FLAT hunters, your search is over. For just a large percentage of your salary – not including bills, council tax, or furniture – my flat could be yours. Take the tour:

TRAINERS are the new fine art, and like most fine art they’re f**king ugly. Here’s how to invest in shit-looking footwear that will appreciate in value.

DESPITE rarely wearing a hat previously, 32-year-old Jordan Gardner has taken to wearing one on all occasions. But is it a style choice or is he hiding baldness?

THANKS to Covid, even Britain’s least desirable tourist towns are totally booked up. Where could you go instead?

CHILDREN play for an average of 3.3 minutes in paddling pools that their parents spent all morning filling up, it has emerged. 

IF you’re an overweight, overconfident man and you’re outdoors, it’s time to get that shirt off and flaunt that impressive belly. Here are some tips on how best to do it:

THERE'S a heatwave and your disgusting body is pumping out perspiration, including in these surprisingly sweaty areas.

DRAGGING damp sandwiches into a wilderness to be bothered by wasps has been confirmed as the most stressful way to eat a meal.

IF you’ve ever found yourself in a 24-hour Tesco, you may have been spooked by encountering the late-night shoppers that haunt the aisles. Here they are:

HAVE you got the slightest f**king clue when you’re expected to wear a mask after Monday? Take on the messy government rules in this fun interactive game.