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A WOMAN who is never conscious before 9am counts herself as a morning person, she has revealed.

ARE you the type of sap who believes your cat brings in dead birds as a 'gift'? Find out what other signs of love actually mean it thinks you're a wanker.

YOUR mum has asked if you are 'high on pot' and expects a serious answer, it has emerged.

A BACHELOR replacing his duvet cover with a clean one is facing his annual battle to remember how the f**k it is done.

GETTING a letter as a kid was incredibly exciting, but when you’re grown up it’s most likely to be a council tax bill. So what other things lose their magic when you grow up?

SICK of being bombarded with information that pretends to be helpful but is utterly useless? Here are the most pointless examples.

THE UK’s middle classes have agreed that without John Lewis there is no point and they may as well wear shell-suits and eat chips in the car outside the chippy. 

CURRENTLY enjoying multiple acts of self-love a day? With lockdown easing soon, here’s how to cut back on your debilitating habit.

AN IRRITATING young person is mocking you by throwing some dumb shapes on TikTok, it has been confirmed.

FOREIGN holidays may not be possible this summer. Are you already looking for loopholes to exercise your God-given right, or is your big shop not from Ocado?