Lifestyle

A MAN has found himself attracted to atheism because of the opportunities to be insufferably smug and patronising.

THE suggestion has been made, no doubt by some ignoramus at the BBC, that no holidays means no visiting our Cornish bolthole. Poppycock. They’re entirely different. 

NEED to scrape together a whopping great deposit for a house? Save tens of thousands of pounds instantly with these tips.

YOU want a holiday, but on the other hand you might die and infect lots of other people in the process. It’s quite the dilemma. Take our quiz and see if you should go.

SWAPPING urban life for the slow pace of the country? Worried that the bracing scent of fresh manure will make you right-wing?

HOW many people you’ve shagged exactly equates to your worth as a human. Rate yourself on our scale to find out if you are a sexual failure or an amoral slag.

YOU’VE got the children: everyone else has got ludicrous ideas about entertaining them. Here are a few activities your kids will abandon well before the end.

A MAN'S tool purchases were made in the pretence of doing DIY when he really plans to wear a tool belt like Batman.

HELLO darling. We know you’ve been strapped for cash recently, what with losing your job due to Covid. But rather than give you some money, let’s explore all your avenues.

A PREGNANT woman who cannot think of a baby name has resorted to looking at the names of furniture and lamps on the IKEA website.