Lifestyle

A MAN with no appealing personality traits whatsoever claims he never got round to having children out of personal choice.

LIFE not going your way? Unsure if it’s due to some cosmic conspiracy or because you’re a complete arsehole? Find out with our quiz.

IT’S March tomorrow, which means it will soon be a whole year since you did all these things you used to take for granted. Here’s a timeline:

I HAVE done the thing that everyone dreams of doing and made my passion my job, and am now so fulfilled and happy that no one can f**king stand me. 

THE art of the self-deprecating show-off is a subtle one. Here’s how to become pro-level at inspiring envy while remaining humble.

DO you have a sneaking suspicion you've taken up the kind of activity that only annoying wankers do? Here are some that you definitely should be avoiding.

A MAN has admitted he regrets building his entire identity around his large waxed moustache.

HAVE you come to realise the world does not work as you thought it did in your teens? Here are some things you were woefully misinformed about.

A MAN believes it is best to hold off getting a tattoo covering all of your neck until you are rich, famous and highly desirable to women anyway.

WANT to enjoy the smugness associated with abstinence but also can’t really be arsed? This year there are several things you can give up without even trying.