Lifestyle

DETERMINED to save money at any cost? These ways to spend less will ultimately cost you shitloads.

DO you fill your time with activities many would consider boring, pointless and even downright racist? Here are the signs you’re a daytime gammon.

JOINING organisations can be a fun and sociable thing to do. Unless you choose one of these, which instantly mark you out as a bellend.

HERE are the simple questions that immediately send your stress levels sky-high.

AVOIDING harm is part of everyday life. Here’s how to ignore your innate caution and get horrible injuries because you’re pissed.

A MAN has successfully run the vacuum cleaner around his entire bedroom without moving a single item on the floor.

FROM starting out enthusiastically to wondering if the best solution is just to burn the house down, here are all the stages in having a spring clear-out.

HEADING down the pub? Just make sure you don’t go to any of these hellish watering holes.

ARE you a middle-class ponce with a property portfolio? Check off this list of things you undoubtedly already own.

EQUALITY has come such a long way that women barely need to worry their pretty little heads about it anymore. They can even say and do these things that men aren’t allowed to.