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A WOMAN has scored a new personal best in her time between putting on heels for the day and deeply regretting it.

A WOMAN who is only 25 bizarrely thinks it is her prerogative as a female to keep her age a closely guarded secret.

HAVING a child is a life-changing experience. A mostly terrifying one. Here are five of the worst bits from year one, although there could be 50.

A HOT summer can be a testing time for goths. Follow our advice to ensure yours stays safe, but gloomy.

WORRIED that you might be a victim of the gentrification usually reserved for areas of cities? Find out if you’ll soon be priced out of your own life:

A WOMAN wearing a bikini to the beach on a scorching summer day has outraged observers with her flat refusal to frolic.

A COUPLE without children have contacted friends and family to let them know they are expecting the arrival of a new hobby.

You have a job, you aren't a criminal, you remember their birthdays, and your parents still aren't impressed. What can you do?

A MAN thinks women dress up for his benefit, not to garner praise and approval from other women.

GREAT Yarmouth is practically an identical substitute for the sunny beaches of Portugal, it has told dejected UK holidaymakers.