Lifestyle

BRITONS under lockdown have confirmed that their homes appear to be getting a tiny bit smaller every day.

A WOMAN who likes to highlight the blinkered nature of people’s opinions always supports the worst point of view, it has emerged.

ARE you a former tenant back with mum and dad, wondering what to do with all this extra money you’ve got?

WANT strangers in the park to know you’re going home to a house with a chalkboard in the kitchen? Do these key activities during your mandated hour of exercise.

THE UK is in lockdown. A deadly new strain of Covid is loose. Democracy is under attack in the US. But while it seems this is no time to masturbate, we must.

MIDDLE-AGED men have admitted that that urinating while wearing light-coloured trousers is guaranteed to end in disaster.

A FULLY-GROWN adult can only remember what order letters go in by singing the A-B-C song he was taught in nursery.

THE new year can be a difficult time for many, especially after 12 months of bloody 2020. Here are some surefire ways to shake off the January blues.

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THE value of every house in a street has dropped by 15 per cent after a child’s Christmas trampoline was set up in the front garden.