Lifestyle

SICK of being bombarded with information that pretends to be helpful but is utterly useless? Here are the most pointless examples.

THE UK’s middle classes have agreed that without John Lewis there is no point and they may as well wear shell-suits and eat chips in the car outside the chippy. 

CURRENTLY enjoying multiple acts of self-love a day? With lockdown easing soon, here’s how to cut back on your debilitating habit.

AN IRRITATING young person is mocking you by throwing some dumb shapes on TikTok, it has been confirmed.

FOREIGN holidays may not be possible this summer. Are you already looking for loopholes to exercise your God-given right, or is your big shop not from Ocado?

WANT to buy a house but can't face the gruelling process of applying for a mortgage? Try these incredibly difficult activities that are still easier than doing all that paperwork.

WANT to amuse your children for up to 300 seconds? Buy them one of these hot items:

A WOMAN has explained to her husband and two sons that the downstairs toilet is not suitable for them to do shits in.

DO you frequently need to pretend to understand things at work or at home? Here’s how to nod along convincingly even though you haven’t got a clue, as usual.

TOO young for a vaccine yet but actually deep into middle age? Here’s how to ignore annoying reality and convince yourself being slightly shy of 50 is practically being 25.