Lifestyle

PARENTS think looking at photos of their newborn is a non-stop thrill ride, when in fact you’d rather be getting a root canal. Here’s how to end the ordeal quicker by pretending to enjoy it.

A WOMAN who considers horoscopes a load of horseshit believes her entire personality is down to her wizarding house from Hogwarts.

A WOMAN who has treated herself to a canine companion during lockdown has decided on one that is incredibly f**king ugly.

AN expert in three fields of geek subculture thinks of himself as a ‘triple threat’ to both fellow dorks and the hearts of women.

THE average house price in London is now £500,000 and that will only bag you a pokey little flat. Here are some better ways to spend your money.

THE £20-per-week rise in Universal Credit for the pandemic cannot last forever, because we do not deserve it. Here’s how to flash that cash while it lasts.

A COUPLE have bought a puppy so they finally have a legitimate excuse for giving up sex completely.

A FREE-THINKING woman making a bold statement with hair dye was gutted to see another woman with the same pink tint.

A MAN is wondering whether to throw his Lonely Planet guides away rather than allow them to mock him from the bookshelf.

BRITONS under lockdown have confirmed that their homes appear to be getting a tiny bit smaller every day.