Lifestyle

A WEEKEND bookended by bank holidays is a rare opportunity to unwind from the stresses of life. Here’s how you’re going to completely waste it.

IF you were keen to be an aspirational show-off in the 2000s, certain status symbols were vital. Was your house full of this sort of tat?

ALL Londoners leaving the capital for a better life are moving en masse to Cornwall and the Cotswolds, they have confirmed. 

EVERYONE is relieved that regular life is gradually resuming, but there’s a considerable downside. After a year, have you forgotten what normality is like?

A WOMAN who is never conscious before 9am counts herself as a morning person, she has revealed.

ARE you the type of sap who believes your cat brings in dead birds as a 'gift'? Find out what other signs of love actually mean it thinks you're a wanker.

YOUR mum has asked if you are 'high on pot' and expects a serious answer, it has emerged.

A BACHELOR replacing his duvet cover with a clean one is facing his annual battle to remember how the f**k it is done.

GETTING a letter as a kid was incredibly exciting, but when you’re grown up it’s most likely to be a council tax bill. So what other things lose their magic when you grow up?

SICK of being bombarded with information that pretends to be helpful but is utterly useless? Here are the most pointless examples.