Health

COUNCILS across England considering moving refuse collections to once every four weeks have been asked to do the exact opposite.

CARING for your well-being is important and even more than that, employers cannot stop you. Make a mockery of mental health with these.

A WOMAN slipping into her winter parka for the first time since March has discovered the seasonal melancholy she left in it and has been without ever since.

TRAVELLING to Turkey for cosmetic surgery which goes horribly wrong is now a rite of passage for Britons. What misjudged operation are you choosing?

FEELING impotent, sad and powerless is normal for Britons, but nonetheless it hurts to see American voters elect a convict and aspiring dictator. This is what you’ll go through.

SMOKING will soon be banned outside hospitals when within living memory it was every Englishman’s right to have an NHS ashtray. And it was fine in all these locations.

THEY are too fat and they are too lazy. Something has to be done. But before we waste Ozempic on them, what about trying my vicious, twisted ideas?

EXISTING on this godforsaken island is a form of assisted dying in its own way, it has emerged.

BOYFRIENDS are often mocked for not understanding periods, but really it’s no more complicated than looking after a hamster. Follow this advice and your partner will be fine. 

A WOMAN experiences hardly any of the debilitating effects of menstruation because of her natural goodness.