Health
COUNTRY walks and meditation aren’t the only boosters for mental health. These easy everyday activities also bring wonderful benefits.
HORNY in extreme heat? Drawn to rubbing one out despite the risks? Take these precautions to avoid scandalous fatality.
ARE you worried about contracting hantavirus? You should be, because it’s tiny and could be hiding anywhere. Stay safe by taking the following sensible precautions.
A GIG largely attended by the over-50s was only slightly marred by the entire audience spending most of it servicing their bladders.
MANY stretches of British coastline have water quality so poor swimming is not recommended. Here they are, and here’s why they’re voting far-right.
NHS services are in turmoil due to the strike by resident doctors. So should you put extra pressure on the system by trying to see a medic, or can it wait? Consult our A-Z list.
A QUEUE to register at a new NHS brothel in Yorkshire which is accepting new clients stretched for almost two miles.
A STUPID, unpleasant man is completely unburdened by anxiety, imposter syndrome or any other mental health issue.
EVERY female member of staff at a primary school who has not reached menopause is either pregnant, on maternity leave or about to become pregnant.