Health

HAVE you been struck down with super flu, man flu, or a new mutant strain combining the two? Find out.

A HIRSUTE man is losing his battle against the endless encroachment of his arse crack hair, it has emerged.

PEOPLE often fail to appreciate your bravery and stoicism when suffering from a cold. But as you lie on the sofa, you know your heroism outshine the wusses in these films.

PEOPLE who opposed lockdowns have taken the findings of the Covid inquiry to mean they were bang-on the entire time.

RACHEL Reeves’s ‘mansion tax’ would require owners of homes worth over £2 million to pay a relatively small extra amount. It’s a gut-wrenching blow for all of us, so here’s how to cope as best you can.

ARE you tired all the time? Doctors believe they have hit upon the incredible solution of you shutting the f**k up about it.

A DISAPPOINTED mum-to-be expected a photo of her ultrasound scan to get more likes on social media than it did.

EVERYTHING in the world gives you cancer, even reading this sentence. So it’s time for an honest assessment about what’s worth it and what isn’t. Here’s the ranking.

PREGNANT women in the US have been advised that instead of taking dangerous, untested paracetamol, they should turn to harmless tobacco.