Health

YOUNG people have turned away from disposable vapes to sober, heavyweight vapes that will last a lifetime, just as the government intended.

A GROUNDBREAKING wanker is doing pull-ups on a London underground train, fellow commuters have disgustedly confirmed.

A WOMAN aiming to get fit at an expensive gym is mainly exercising a single digit on her right hand.

PENNY Mordaunt has taken up the role of ‘advisor’ with fag giant British American Tobacco. So if you stupidly thought smoking was bad for you, Penny is here to put you right.

THE pandemic was a time of fear, uncertainty, and weird shit you did which you'd rather forget five years later. Such as these bizarre behaviours.

THE government has promised disabled benefits claimants that toiling away in poorly-paid dead-end jobs is a miracle cure.

I STAND over the body. ‘It’s a damn shame,’ I mutter, as police prepare to take another cotton bud fatality to the morgue. These are just a few of the ways they can kill you.

OVER the 13 years since it was formed, NHS England has indirectly and tangentially touched so many of our lives. Here are your memories.

MORE than 50 per cent of all adults will be obese by 2050, unless a visionary can engender a worldwide depression followed by global conflict.