Health

DURING heatwaves it’s important to take appropriate precautions during a heatwave so that you stay British and irritable, not relaxed like a foreigner. Remain peeved with this guide.

VAPE shop owners are explaining to customers they only sell vapes to forever homes where they can be with loving and loyal families.

WEIGHT-loss jab Mounjaro is now available from the NHS, but will your GP prescribe it? Only if you meet these strict criteria.

A FRIEND is in the Algarve, and you’ve been entrusted with the care of their Northerner. Here’s how to ensure he remains healthily gruff and bitter-supping.

BRITONS have smuggled cocaine disguised as Angel Delight, which has millions with a packet of the latter at the back of a cupboard wondering: should I snort it? Apply these tests.

A MAN with an impressive six-pack has been sighted looking upwards at cloud cover, sighing and shaking his head, then putting his T-shirt back on.

WEIGHT-loss drugs also cut the risk of strokes and heart attacks in a massive blow to the innate superiority of twats who spend their lives at the gym.

A WOMAN who hired a personal trainer had no idea she was summoning a PE teacher for whom she is the lone fat, lazy bastard in the class.