Celebrity

CHERYL from Girls Aloud has told young female singers they will need to prostitute themselves creatively but not physically.

PRINCE Harry has been called up to play bass in The Fall.

BRITAIN has been celebrating the life of Richard III, who was misunderstood although he did probably murder two kids.

MUSICIAN Morrissey has abandoned his usual miserablism for a day enjoying everything good life has to offer.

STARS who have left the BBC for ITV have beseeched Claudia Winkleman to join them in the darkness.

JEREMY Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC for helping some disabled children.

VARIOUS actresses, musicians and the Kardashians have celebrated a day for famous females who want to get a bit more famous.

CELEBRITIES are so detached from everyday life they are landing their planes wherever they want, experts have claimed.

THE world’s richest man has admitted he would swap it all for 24 hours of coolness.

The announcement of a Blade Runner sequel, starring me, has sparked debate about whether it can live up to the original. It won't.