Celebrity

NOVELIST Martin Amis has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn just isn’t likeable in the way that he is.

BEYONCE is more than 14 billion years old and survived the heat-death and collapse of a previous universe, it has emerged.

JAMIE Oliver has appealed for the safe return of his favourite herbs after a break-in at his North London home.

ACTOR Daniel Craig has discovered that playing James Bond is better than almost every other job.

THE Duchess of Cambridge has grown out her hair to hide the Dead Kennedys tattoo on her right temple.

THE Queen is escalating her beef with Jeremy Corbyn by recording a blistering diss track.

A VIDEO blogger is baffled by how she makes large sums of money from her trivial and amateurish YouTube videos.

THE Queen wants her jubilee celebrations kept low-key in case people realise the royal thing is a huge scam.

THE Queen is a lethal human weapon trained by Shaolin monks, it has been confirmed.

SAMANTHA Cameron has been placed at the top of Vanity Fair's Best-Dressed list by women uncomfortable in everything.