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DAILY Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn is in a sadomasochistic master-slave relationship with his binmen, he has admitted.

A WOMAN unknowingly married Ant and Dec in a polygamous wedding ceremony in Newcastle.

THE Duchess of Cambridge is planning a daring escape from the Royal Family involving a faked shark attack and a mini submarine.

JEREMY Clarkson’s new Amazon contract includes an obligation to deliver 300 parcels a month.

EARTH-like planet Keplar 452b is being urgently beamed news that the feud between Nicki Minaj and Taylor Swift has been settled.

THE MP who asked Kay Burley ‘what’s wrong with you’ has done a very bad thing, experts have warned.

BRITAIN'S future king has celebrated turning two with a party at a soft play centre in Fring.

BBC Breakfast host Bill Turnbull is a right-wing agent provocateur sent to discredit the corporation, it has emerged.

THE Royal family can be as fascist as it wants, as long as it keeps producing lovely babies, it has been agreed.

THE Queen has made it clear that she has never been in favour of the Holocaust.