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THE hosts of This Morning have explained that they feel tired today because they stayed up all night taking pills.

BRITONS have warned Richard Branson that a Trump-style political campaign would result in his arse being kicked into the Atlantic.

THE Queen is such an old cow, the Sun has confirmed.

MEN have expressed disgust at a sexy woman giving away nude photos of herself for nothing.

MORRISSEY is too friendly and upbeat to represent London, it has been claimed.

THE Duke of Cambridge is wondering why so many of you are not enjoying an Alpine skiing holiday like him.

GIVING Prince Andrew a high-profile public role has somehow failed to be a success, it has emerged.

THE Clean Up The Queen campaign is enlisting the public’s help to stop Her Majesty cursing like a drunken sailor.

DOCTORS are fighting to remove the smug half-smile from Leonardo DiCaprio’s face, it has emerged.

EVERY man, woman and child in the UK knew that Jimmy Savile was a sexual predator for 30 years, it has emerged.