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THE Queen is extremely good at being the Queen, it has been claimed. 

BEYONCE is working with Greggs on a range of pasties designed to empower women of all shapes and pasty-eating abilities.

JOHNNY Depp’s string of poor career choices has ended with a captivating short film about why it is wrong to smuggle dogs into Australia.

A POIGNANT photo at the Taj Mahal has given the Duchess of Cambridge a fresh opportunity to tell her husband’s exes to eat it.

BRITAIN and Bhutan have moved back from the brink of war after a visit by the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge.

ONLY 13 percent of people who support Boris Johnson are aware that his surname is Johnson.

BONO proudly believes his claim that comedians should be sent to fight ISIS to be his most dumbshit pronouncement yet.

THE UK has told the Queen it will celebrate her 90th birthday if she gives everyone a day off work.

THE Easter Bunny has expressed shock and disgust that he's just some weird metaphor for sex.

A CHRISTMAS gift of homemade chutney from the Duchess of Cambridge was treated with the contempt it deserved, says the Queen.