Arts & Entertainment

Nights out in the 1980s: A user's guide

WERE you lucky enough to come of age in the greatest ever decade for nightlife, the 1980s? Here are the rules you followed.

Teenager asks dad where he was when he heard Biggie Smalls had died

A 14-YEAR-OLD has asked his dad where he was on that fateful 1997 day when he heard that Biggie Smalls was dead.

The animals weren't doing anything, and other mental complaints people have about zoos

BEEN to the zoo recently? Then you may have made some of these complaints about animals that have been caged for your viewing pleasure.

Six hugely successful musical artists who believed in utter bollocks

ANYONE would go a bit strange if surrounded by witless fans, hangers-on and yes-men. But these artists really went the extra mile with their unhinged beliefs.

Are you horny enough for a new series of Bridgerton?

ARE you in enough of a frothing peak of sexual frenzy for Bridgerton season two? Take our quiz.

Being a musician only cool until you're 30 after which your life is a failure

THE ability to play an instrument is only cool until you turn 30, after which point it is a sign you have failed at life, it has been confirmed.

How to not admit to anyone you're into serial killers

IT’S one of Britain’s most enduring hobbies - serial killers. Here Wayne Haynes, owner of more than 300 books and DVDs on the subject, explains how to keep quiet about this rewarding activity.

Serpico and Mutiny On The Buses: Five wildly incongruous 70s movie double-bills

THE 1970s were a great decade for cinema, and also a decade where cinemagoers clamoured for total shit. These double-bills truly reflect the period.

Middle-aged man listening to 90s club mix wonders what the f**k he was thinking

A MIDDLE-AGED man listening to a club mix he loved 25 years ago is struggling to understand what the f**k he was thinking.

Rotating Warhammer display in window has same effect on man as lap dancer spinning on pole

A MAN has been mesmerised by a rotating window display of Warhammer models in the same way people are captivated by pole dancers.