A MAN has been mesmerised by a rotating window display of Warhammer models in the same way people are captivated by pole dancers.
Drooling onlooker Martin Bishop was innocently going about his business when the seductive revolving stand of plastic battle miniatures caught his attention in the window of a Warhammer shop.
He said: “I heard they had these sorts of things on the continent and in Soho, but I never expected to see one in the middle of town. I don’t know whether to be aroused or outraged.
“Just watch that Deathwing Terminator squad led by the Watcher in the Dark go. I reckon they’ve been painted by the ‘Eavy Metal team, which doesn’t come cheap let me tell you. That’s pure class. I’m into it for the artistry, you know?
“And would you look at that Spartan assault tank which can carry 25 power-armoured Space Marines? That’s got to be from the Forge World online store. There’s no way you can buy that over the counter. Christ. I want to look away but I can’t.”
Shop owner Tom Booker said: “Seen something that takes your fancy? We’ve got a special room upstairs where you can be alone with the models. Cash only. Strictly no touching.”
