Arts & Entertainment

Heckles were the best bit of comedy night, says heckler

A NIGHT of stand-up comedy was vastly inferior to the witty and hilarious heckles from a drunk audience member, according to that person.

Eight love songs by artists who were talking out of their arse

FOR some reason we think pop stars are experts on love, when almost none of them have a background in psychology or academic research. Here are some embarrassingly incorrect hits.

Operation Mincemeat and other truly terrible film titles

THE new Colin Firth film Operation Mincemeat is actually a WW2 drama, but it sounds like a comedy caper about a heist in a sausage factory. Sadly it’s not the only misleading film title...

Why we’re hell bent on privatising Channel 4 when there’s more important shit to do, by Nadine Dorries

WONDERING why the government is obsessed with privatising Channel 4 when there are more pressing matters at hand? Nadine Dorries explains.

Newsround, and other childhood TV programmes that could f**k off

WATCHING kids’ TV with an orange barley water was the high point of your childhood. But for every Scooby-Doo there was a lot of stuff you hated. Like these shows…

Absolute bollocks that kids believe from movies

CHILDREN are credulous idiots who are easily influenced by things they see in films. Here are some examples of Hollywood nonsense that they completely believe.

Ant Middleton, Tyson Fury, and other autobiographies every wanker owns

VISITING the home of a twat? Here are six autobiographies that are guaranteed to have pride of place on their shelves.

Teen distressed to walk in on parents watching Bridgerton together

A TEENAGE boy was shocked and disgusted after walking in on his parents watching a racy scene in the new season of Bridgerton.

Six TV shows you watch like a newborn for the pretty colours and sounds

TELEVISION’S golden age is here, but it doesn’t all have to be ground-breaking. Forget critical analysis, these are the shows to watch like your skull hasn’t formed yet.

Seven films where the star is just too f**king old

TOM Cruise is back at the age of 59 to play Maverick in the new Top Gun film. Sadly, in Hollywood being much too old is no obstacle to your career, as these ill-advised roles show…