Arts & Entertainment

Five earworms you'll have stuck in your head thanks to clicking this story

THERE are earworms so powerful that they begin playing on loop in your head simply by reading their names.

Chuckie Egg starring Tom Hardy: ideas for films based on 1980s games

UNCHARTED, based on a PlayStation game, is a box-office hit so inevitably Hollywood will greenlight films based on these 80s classics.

Six TV shows where a live f**king animal was inexplicably the star

IN the past there was no CGI and actors were off their faces on booze and drugs, meaning animals had to step up and star in these classics.

I shagged a ghost, and other bollocks stories in downmarket women's magazines

PERUSING Take A Break and its ilk in Tesco? Brace yourself for these utterly insane stories.

Six concept albums that explain why people take the piss out of concept albums

HAVING a bunch of good songs should be enough of a concept for an album. But some bands decided it wasn't and pulled this bullshit instead.

Bluey, and other kids' TV shows you're praying will make up for your inadequate parenting

HAVING children really is a lot of work. Someone should have warned you. But when your parenting skills fail here are some TV shows that will hopefully pick up the slack.

The six 'favourite' albums you haven't played in years

REMEMBER that album you reckoned was the best you'd ever heard, but haven't bothered playing for years? Here are some currently gathering dust on your CD rack.

Six film and TV franchises that won't stop until long after you're f**king dead

A NEW Lord of the Rings TV show is on the way, with viewers already wondering how much more of their lives these hobbits will steal. These franchises won’t ever stop.

2001: A Space Odyssey and other classic films you'll struggle to stay awake through

GROUNDBREAKING, seminal and dull as f**k; these movies are so critically acclaimed you should never bore yourself rigid by actually watching them.

Seven films that aren't anywhere near as good as you'd expect given they star a monkey

A PRIMATE starring in a Hollywood movie sounds like absolute box office gold that makes all other cinema redundant. But surprisingly, often that’s not the case.