Arts & Entertainment

EVERYONE thinks they’ve found ‘the one’ until assembling a Billy bookcase leaves you hating each other. Here’s why even fiction’s most infatuated lovers would split up over flatpack furniture.

POP songs needn’t be great art, but as you’re writing lyrics they might as well make sense. These artists just said ‘f**k it’.

MISS a momentuous cultural event that rocked the nation by not seeing the Brit Awards last night? Here are the astonishing events we’ll never forget.

EVER watched a film and thought, wow, they really made a shit choice there? These actors look and sound f**k all like their characters.

NEIGHBOURS is facing the axe? Good. For decades, woke broadcasters have rammed ivory tower ultra-liberal politics down our throats using sneering Aussie Marxists.

PUNK is recognised as one of the most seminal musical movements of all time by the wankers directly involved. Here's why it was crap:

WATCHING a terrible film to the end to justify your Amazon rental or Netflix subscription? Make it hurt less with these tips.

A SURPRISING number of songs contain the message ‘Don’t go out with this twat’. Here are some tunes the artists thought weren’t weird at all… 

NO matter how happy you think your marriage is, it would end the instant one of these hunks came calling on your wife. Know them and fear them.

NEIL Young has triggered an exodus of talented musicians with integrity from Spotify, leaving these talentless twats to rake in a fortune.