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ENGLAND deliberately lost to Wales as part of a plan to boost the smaller country's morale, it has emerged.

THOUSANDS of Cheltenham attendees are discovering that horse racing is incomprehensible.

FOOTBALLERS have become sentient enough to cheat properly, it has been claimed.

MARK Hughes has defended QPR’s start to the season, saying they are technically above the top of the second division.

SPORTING icon Andrew Flintoff’s foray into boxing will be made easier by the presence of his trusty 3lb bat.

ENGLAND started their fight back against India after being released temporarily from a Derren Brown hypno-spell.

RUGBY defeats by Samoa and Argentina have forced Wales into a long overdue questioning of its very existence.

ENGLAND’S top footballists have already moved abroad after a wage cap was discussed yesterday.

JOHN Terry played a full 90 minutes against Liverpool on Sunday, according to Chelsea FC.